Puns

Here are a bunch of random puns that are really weird but funny. Enjoy!! 

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
 
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
 
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
 
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
 
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
 
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
 
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
 
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
 
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any 
time.
 
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
 
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
 
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
 
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
 
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
 
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she 
couldn't control her pupils?
 
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
 
Broken pencils are pointless.
 
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
 
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
 
All the toilets in London 's police stations have been stolen. The police 
have nothing to go on.
 
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
 
Velcro - what a rip off!