OK so first things first school dances are not like they are in the movies AT ALL. Usually the BASIS school dance is basically groups of people huddled together having a conversation with a laptop as the DJ(and someone controlling the laptop.. duh) Movie school dances are with a live band and random people dancing with random people and like ugh it annoys me so much because then you have high expectations in life and then life will will in reaching those expectations. And there is a upcoming dance so comment below who is coming or not. :)
Dinosaur Out <3
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Monday, December 9, 2013
Puns
Here are a bunch of random puns that are really weird but funny. Enjoy!!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any
time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in London 's police stations have been stolen. The police
have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any
time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in London 's police stations have been stolen. The police
have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Thursday, December 5, 2013
February 15
AHHHH!!!!!!! So basically three amazing groups/singers are coming to Arizona on February 15, 2014. Little Mix, Fifth Harmony, and Demi Lovato
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Demi is going on her Neon Lights tour and bringing wither her Little Mix an Fifth Harmony. Both of the groups were made famous by the X-Factor. And i really want to go like really, really bad, but i don't know. . .
Dinosaur Out <3
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